Apathy is the Best Policy

Poetry and Comedy blog

these gender rolls taste disgusting

Reblogged from potatoandotherwise

(Source: girlcosmos)

"As long as we don’t die, this is gonna be one hell of a story."

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John Green, Paper Towns (via artist-versus-poet)

Papertownspapertowns

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jack-o-lantern-cas:

becausemagichappens:

do-you-wanna-build-a-snowzombie:

imageWiNdOWS sKiPPeD NiNE AnD thIS iS aLL i CaN tHInk Of IS:

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DON’T SKIP NINE.

seven ate nine

SEVEN ATE NINE YES

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(Source: aspacefuneral)

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peaceofseoul:

1. Long Live the King

2. For the Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

3. The God of Tits and Wine

4. I do not Have a Gentle Heart

5. I Can be Your Family

How often your eyes locked with mine, when your hands coursed tenderly through my hair..

Yet now, with this trigger in my shaking fist, and cold metal pressed against my drenched skull, I can’t remember what color they were..

Reblogged from lostwithoutyou-mylove

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

(Source: dauntlesschristinas)

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yen-sama:

altairspica:

kyarumii:

spectaculacularmoose:

thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

25%? I’d say 70%.

88%?

95%

This was me in high school, unfortunately =/

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

Reblogged from drunk3n-pastel

penceyprepofficial:

tbh fall out boy could armpit fart the national anthem for 2 hours and i would still pay all the money in the world to see them live

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popculturesavvyangel:

popculturesavvyangel:

This is all the reason you need.

WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN

I’M STILL NOT OVER THIS

WE’RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH THE HIATUS GUYS

Reblogged from popculturesavvyangel

(Source: supernatural-tardis)

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not-ho-fag-us:

xxthenumberaxx:

graffitifuckedmylife:

warrgle:

vividified:

All the naysayers who were against marijuana legalization are eating crow right about now. Colorado’s weed sales just keep trending up, and with the sales of legal weed, they are improving their schools and reducing overall crime rates.”

Link to Article

WOW IT’S ALMOST LIKE IF YOU LEGALIZE WEED

PEOPLE WON’T DO BAD THINGS

TO GET WEED

Shit

My favorite headline from this trend has been “Six Months Since Marijuana Legalization and Colorado is Overrun With Way Less Crime”.

I don’t smoke but HA FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO AREN’T FOR THE COMMON GOOD

Look at washington guys… Don’t just focus on the good. Washington has made it legal to smoke recreationally but illegal to sell by anyone. Shits even worse than it was there now.

Reblogged from drunk3n-pastel

lunarthirteen:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

This.

Fuck this. This is just as stereotypical as everything else you guys fight. One guy did something bad and blamed girls and all the sudden that’s the norm? Fuck. This. Guys have low self esteem too. That’s not just something that happens because you have a vagina or identify as having a vagina. Shit like this has personally affected me and I for one am as sick of being labeled and categorized and stereotyped as all of you motherfuckers are.

And don’t even think of calling me a ‘but men’ character.

Reblogged from perfect-disastxr

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

Okay Maynard